Pizza: THESE ARE FOR NIGGAS WITHOUT BIDETS
Cal: these are for niggas whom'st can't wipe they asses correctly
Pizza: If you wipe your ass fully clean with only toilet paper, you're actually lying
Cal: if i wipe my ass and the paper's clean there is no shit in my ass
Cal: also you can just wet down the toilet paper if you really want to.  additionally, splashback from taking a shit replaces the functionality of a bidet