Lowen: chinese government scientists rn be showing their powerpoints to winnie like: yo what if we designed this super strong shearing resistant kevlar cloth, put it on peoples faces like theyre masks, then get an oxi acetylene blowtorch and melt it into their skin and fat and face muscles. they can live on drinking thru a straw
Lowen: and not be able to spread the pandemic, open their jaw, eat, speak, smile, frown, or spread the pandemic. we do it underground and blow it up through vents so the smell will attract pedophiles to the zoo/buffet (the profits for 'them' (ours lol) will be second only to the genshin impact catgirl cannabilism highway signs)