Jersh: I HAD A DREAM WHERE A PARROT FUCKING BROKE THROUGH MY WINDOW AND SHAT FUCKING EVERYWHERE MY ENTIRE ROOM WAS COVERED IN SHIT AND I HAD SHIT ON MY HANDS AND ENTIRE BODY SO I COULDNT TOUCH ANYTHING WITHOUT MORE SHIT GETTING ON IT AND I FOUND THE PARROT AND SQUEEZED THE LIFE OUT IF IT LIKE IT DESERVED
Jersh: IT WAS LIKE IT WAS POSSESSED WITH A SHIT DEMON
Jersh: IT BROKE THROUGH MY WINDOW AND STARTED SQUEALING AT ME BEFORE FLYING OUT BUT I GOT IT ON THE RETURN TRIP
Jersh: I REMEMBER THINKING "THIS MUST BE THE SMARTEST NONHUMAN CREATURE IN THE WORLD AND IT USES ITS INTELLIGENCE TO SHIT ON ME"
Jersh: IT WAS A NIGHTMARE BUT WITH ANGER INSTEAD OF FEAR