Ryljeltein: I been farting on my gfs cat for years, when it first started it was just pants up so as not to arouse suspicion. Eventually I got caught so I didn't care anymore and I just pull down my pants, spread my cheeks and rip the hardest braps possible on to that cat.
Ryljeltein: Well one day I guess I did it so fast that my balls musta swung back and slapped the cat so hard I drop dead to the floor like when you shoot a bad guy in goldeneye 64. You could say I learned my lesson and I don't do that anymore. It's pants up from now on.
Ryljeltein: ibuki arc over now its time for the this bowl i smoked arc