Cal: it's the same paradox as mexican food.  the more it looks like raw sewage the better it tastes
Jersh: Tasty (doesn't look like cum covered shit) -> unpleasant (looks like cum covered shit) -> tasty (uncannily looks like cum covered shit)-> vile (is cum covered shit)
Cal: jersh have you ever eaten cum covered shit
Jersh: N-no
Jersh: I have a powerful mind's eye and can intuit that it is vile