Ikky: Wouldn't it be better to have just have spoke or three similar to the bike wheel infront of your cock with a fleshlight attached. Pistoning it back and forth as you rode your bike
Ikky: That way you can still ride your bike but not uncomfortably with two giant ass cheeks behind your thighs
Ikky: Also you could ride it while being fucked
Ikky: Honestly I should get a nobel prize for this idea
Cal: you should be hanged for this idea