Johnny: fucking carpeted bathroom, goddamn kids
Madman: that's just marble-styled tile
Johnny: carpet-style carpet
Madman: nigger-style nigger
Picarto: What's wrong with carpeted bathrooms
Johnny: everything
Madman: don't you dare ask that unironically
Cal: spill something
Madman: don't you DARE
Cal: piss on carpet
Madman: shit on carpet, piss on carpet
Johnny: step out of shower, wet carpet
Madman: toothpaste on carpet
Picarto: How do you shit on carpet
Johnny: with ass
Picarto: What kind of state do you have to be in to do that
Cal: autism