Draggy: As evolution and intelligence has increased, arms have consistently extended until masturbation is possible, wherein intelligence dramatically exploded in the higher mammals.  This lizard is a throwback (and thus probably a bimbo).  TL;DR version - Tyrannosaurus Rex was a sad and lonely guy.
Johnny: Libidosoreass Sex, though.  hoo boy
Draggy: Those are two words I vow never to forget. Libidosoreass Sex.