Lowen: are they seriously called salt bagels
Egg: Yeah, it's literally a plain bagel with the large grain pretzel salt on it
Cal: that's just a round pretzel
Lowen: can i stick my salty dick in it
Jersh: I don't like bagels very much. At least the kind we get
Egg: But it ain't pretzel dough
Cal: same coating, holds salt just as well
Lowen: but it ain't pretzel though
Johnny: by that logic, you might as well put your peanut butter on a steak
Cal: no
Lowen: that sounds good
Johnny: die