Ryljeltein: When I was like 12 I stepped on a shovel and ducked when I saw it coming and I was like holy shit loony toons is preparing me for real life .  Then I tried to kill my mom with a giant acme safe but she somehow didn't trigger the trap so I went and looked at the giant acme safe and it fell on me, if you ever wondered why I'm so flat and sproingy now you know .