Lazz: I think my point here is that I want to die but without having to think about how much of a retard I am
Cal: just use time, time is the most proven method of death
Cal: everyone who lives dies
Johnny: insulting the prophet, praise be unto him, is better
Lazz: Oh yeah, get myself Muslimed
Lazz: Kerchoo
Cal: akbar'd, jihaded
Johnny: diversified