Koba: Lo, did Dante find himself by Virgil's guidance in the fourth circle, in a most lamentable place. His heart quavered for but a moment as his guide spake these words: "gird yourself in chastity and virtue as we proceed in our decent, we now pass through the den of the incubi."
Koba: Y'all fucking wack
Johnny: dante was a bitter fag who wrote a whole series to shit on people he didn't like IRL
Johnny: "the pope was mean to me so I devised an entire circle of hell where he shows up and is endlessly tormented, that'll teach him"
Madman: the whole thing was basically a christian fanfiction
Johnny: it was, like, the saddest moral grandstanding - he just arbitrarily decided what sins were the stinkiest so he could smear the big mean church bullies
Johnny: "I MAY SUCKS DICKS, SIR, BUT AT LEAST I DON'T UHH UHHH SWIM IN A SEA OF POOPOO AND GET STUNG BY BEES"