Cal: the fact that this is a problem someone proposed an answer to says something about how far we've come
Johnny: "I keep eating three whole meat lover's pizzas and getting fatter, what can be done?"
Cal: how the fuck do we have so much food that the fact that there's so much of it and it's so easily accessible that it becomes a problem
Johnny: we beat the commies
Johnny: god fucking bless america
Cal: burgjgrnre