Johnny: he only loves tinned meat and discontinued cigarettes
Madman: then he's a good fella in my book
Johnny: it's not a book just because you can write in it
Madman: I HAVE DONE MORE WITH THIS TOILET PAPER THAN YOU HAVE DONE WITH A SINGLE SHEET OF PAPER IN YOUR WHOLE GOD DAMNED MISERABLE LIFE YOU HATCHET-TOSSING ASS-EATER
Johnny: it's not eating if you don't chew
Cal: is it drinking
Cal: you don't exactly swallow either
Johnny: it's whatever I want it to be, I have my rights
Cal: peddle your sex myth somewhere else
Johnny: there is only one gender and it is me