Oxi: do not fuck cats
Oxi: think of the alimony payments
Johnny: this is america
Johnny: fuck you
Johnny: and that sexy cat of yours
Oxi: THINK OF THE ALIMONY
Johnny: thinking is a tax on my brain
Johnny: and taxation is theft
Oxi: can't steal what you never had
Johnny: thanks obama
Oxi: I sentence you to michelle obama school lunches