Egg: YO DONNIE I JUST ATE A BABY
Johnny: HEY LIL MADBOY I JUST DRANK A STRAY DOG'S CUM BECAUSE ALL "ILLEGALS" ARE JUST AS HUMAN AS ME BUT MAYBE NOT YOU
Egg: DON DON DUMB DUMB I JUST ATE A BOWL OF MY OWN SHIT MMMMM BEAN AND QUEEF BURRITOS FROM THOSE "ILLEGALS" FUCK YOU PUNK
Johnny: I BET YOU HATE AVOCADOS HUH DONNIE WELL GUESS WHAT I LET MY WIFE'S HUSBAND SHIT GUAC INTO MY EARS SO I CAN'T HEAR YOU LA LA LA LA
Madman: YO TANGERINE I JUST FUCKING CAME IN THE WHITE HOUSE SEWER SYSTEM WITH MY FOUR CENTIMETER SHITCOCK HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THOSE "RAPISTS" NOW, DRUMPF?
Johnny: TWO SCOOPS HUH DON DON WELL I GOT TWO SCOOPS OF REFRIED "BEANS" FROM THE PUCKERHOLE OF AN ALL FEMALE BOYSCOUT TROOP NOT SO BIG NOW ARE YOU
Egg: DONDON I HAVE CANCER BUT IT'S STILL BETTER THAN YOU BEING MY PRESIDENT
Madman: EYO DONNIE, EYYY DONNIE YESTERDAY AN ILLEGAL LATINA BITCH I HELPED TO CROSS THE BORDER REJECTED ME AND SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE AND THEN SHE CALLED MY DICK SMALL AND I CRIED MYSELF TO SLEEP WHAT A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN FOLLOWING THE AMERICAN DREAM HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT YOU FUCKING RACIST SEXIST BIGOT
Johnny: HEY ROALD DOHNALD EVER READ A BOOK THAT WASN'T IN THE NRA WAITING ROOM WELL I JUST SHOVED A USB WITH THIRTEEN TRANSLATIONS OF THE KAMA SUTRA INTO MY PEEHOLE BET YOU WOULD NEVER DO THAT FOR A FEMALE HUH
Madman: TENACIOUS DONALD THE DONG I JUST BLENDED THE QURAN AND THE TRANS RIGHTS MANIFESTO INTO A VACCINE AND INJECTED MYSELF WITH IT NOW I'LL NEVER BE SEPARATE FROM MY BELIEFS OF PROGRESSIVENESS NOW EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO BLOW THIS IRANIAN WORK GOAT WHILE I GET ASSFUCKED BY A SOMALI