Lowen: When I accidentally spent the night at my cousins house I was supposed to sleep in the upstairs bedroom, but I chose the living room couch cos of their fuckin abortion machine staircase. It looks like it was built by those crazy Laotian people who live in cliffsides and shit its the steepest staircase I've ever seen.
Lowen: Shit probably identifies as an elevator.  I bet you that staircase gave me my fear of heights