Egg: I'm just putting this here to fix this artistic masterpiece for niggas on compact mode, but while I have your attention did you know that melanin is actually microscopic little immortal crime goblins which infect people and is passed down generation to generation?
Egg: That's why people infected with crime goblins become crime americans, like the harlem globetrotters, or cal.  All in all, this is why I left buzzfeed