Jersh: Every fucking week since i signed up for the sat i get sent this much fucking bullshit if the collegeboard deadass sells my info like this why the fuck do their tests cost 50 bucks each
Jersh: How much fucking paper is wasted on gay ass bullshit
Cal: they don't get any return until you sign up for one of the colleges they sent your info to
Jersh: I actually got stuff from UAF for a while, but theyre real desperate. Fairbanks sucks
Jersh: City with the highest temperature differential in the world (i think). Often gets to -40 in the winters
Pizza: UnivArsity oF alask
Jersh: People joke it stands for university of always freezing
Pizza: u of ass fart