Egg: Step 1: go to grocery store
Egg: Step 2: nab yerself a bucket o Bisquick
Egg: 3: empty your bladder of oj-lookin dehydrated pp right inner there
Egg: Step 4: shake like you're Micheal j fox
Egg: Step 5: pour onto hot surface
Egg: Step ,6: you're banned from the grocery store because you never left
Egg: Step 7: ???
Egg: Step 8: profit off the goys by destabilizing Iran